Worst Date in History!

So there was this girl and she was open-minded, beautiful, has her crap together, and a sweetheart! Since there was no reason not to try online dating, she did! She had met a like-minded brother who was interested in the same things as she was. So they talked for hours on the phone and the conversation was always so entertaining and engaging. They had decided to meet for a breakfast date and she was excited, of course (who wouldn’t be?). Her date said on the internet he was 5’7’ and she is 5’3’, so she wore her cute 3 inch wedges to meet him. As she walks into the restaurant she calls him because she does not see him and an older woman answers the phone. As she is walking through the restaurant she hears her name being called and she sees this dude. This dude turns out to be 4’11’-5 feet tall!!!!! AND he is super skinny! So she proceeds to sit down and thinking OMG he is so short And skinny! As they are talking she tells him she called him (she did not know that was his home phone but thought it was his cell phone) and he says, “Oh that was my home phone and that was my mom who answered the phone.” Yeah folks, the dude lives with his mother. She is trying to hurry and eat so she can get the fuck out of the restaurant. She notices this dude does not finish his food and her thoughts were he’s skinny and he needs to eat. As they are walking out of the restaurant, he states “I have a surprise for you.” He then guides her to walk into the Goodwill Store!  He shows her the appliances section because her DVD player ruined, but she just looks. Then he says, “Let’s hang out here for a while.” She is thinking OMG WTH am I doing here??! So, in the Goodwill he starts to do “magic tricks” and sees some puppets and starts doing “puppetry!” At this point, she is having an out-of-body experience because this is beyond a horrible date! Finally, they leave the Goodwill and he walks her to her car. As they were walking he notices a beat-up old car and asks her if that is her car, she nods “No”, and he says “Oh I was about to say.” She gets in her car quick so he does not try to kiss her and says “Have a great day!” As she was driving away she noticed through her rear view mirror that he was sprinting somewhere. So she continues to look to see where he is going and he was booking it to the bus stop! LOL And he had the nerve to ask her if that was her beat-up car when he does not even have one!

 As I heard my girl telling me this story I could not help but crack up! I was thinking this has to be the worst date I have ever heard of!!! This just happened recently and let me tell you ladies and gentleman, the dating world is freaking hard! This is one mere example of it! LOL